My response..

I feel the need to respond to the best poem ever. My mother in law sent this to me and I found it funny and liberating and mostly true.

It isn't all true about me, but here is how it applies to my life.

First, I don't want to move out.
My past isn't all that juicy.
I do own my own set of screwdriver,cordless drill, and a black bra.
I do have at least one piece of new furniture.
I hope that my guests feel honored when they visit.
I am learning to feel in control of my destiny(God is ultimately in control of that).
About confronting friends, I don't always do it the right way. I am reminded that Jesus had to confront many people: in the temple, hungry crowds,sick people, etc. There was no time to be shy. His confrontations were not always gentle, but always done out of love.
What God gives me I don't want to change.
I don't really want to live alone.
A charming Inn in the woods sounds soothing to me.
I THINK I can accomplish everything in a day. That's my problem!
Always be yourself and learn to appreciate others for being themselves!